fly script (draft 2)

Sergeant:
Recruit, today we will be out for a learning trip for you to have a better understanding of the outside world

(Fly around the neighbourhood)

Sergeant:
Alright recruit, target locked (a house)

Sergeant:
Now tell me, what is the first thing to take note of when entering a house?

Recruit:
Sir, check for the UV-light hidden near the door.

Sergeant:
And there goes another poor fly.
(One of the fly got killed by the UV light)

(Enter the house to the kitchen)
Recruit:
Sir, look at the mountain of food the humans are eating, I would never have to go on another trip like this in 10 years!

Sergeant:
Remember to watch your back. You never know how much the human loves you./Humans love us.
And there they go again. (Human start to chase the flies)

Sergeant:
ooo looks like my body is still flexible after all these years.
(Squeeze through the fly swatter hole)

Sergeant:
Watch your wings recruit. (Particles of the insecticide brush against the recruit’s wing)

Recruit:
I smell something sir,

Sergeant:
yes something sweet, delicious.

Recruit:
Target at the basin, sir.

Sergeant:
Let’s see who can get it first.

Recruit:
Wait sir

Sergeant:
No time to waste recruit

Recruit:
But sir it’s a trap!!

Sergeant:
Wait till I get it

Recruit:
No sir! noooooooo.

Sergeant:
Hmmm * smacks lips* It’s delicious, Recruit you should try it.

Recruit:
NO! Look out!

Sergeant:
I am flying. I am dreaming. I never tasted anything this good. (Feeling high)

Recruit:
Sergeant! Sergeant!!

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